Baconnaise!?

I have a new favorite website. Ok, well, not favorite (Failblog.org your place is still safe). But when you get the chance you should check out ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com.

If the internet didn't have sites like this there would be no joy in living. Sure, this site has already spawned ideas for tons of horrible culinary concoctions, but everyone should have at least one heart attack in their life, right? It's called gaining "experience." (and by experience I mean "triple chin")

But seriously, how could any of us ever live without "Baconnaise"